chat
February 9, 2011
me: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/09/us/09roofs.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss
headline
weird choice
“winter’s punch”
that was a spell in the ice age expansion
matthew: he’s so sorry
just a clumsy frost giant
big misunderstanding
the travails of adolescence
didn’t meant to collapse your domicile, he was distracted
you don’t have to call his parents, right
he could, like, work it off, somehow
weekends
me: can’t he just like cut firewood for you until he graduates?
he can bring you thousands of branches
occasional xc skier
matthew: do you need a small river diverted? that is possible
a bear is big to you, right? thing how long an entire bear would feed your slender frames
he will bring you a bear right now
just
just wait here
going to get a bear
oh shit was that your car
that’s
me: hahaha
they look really similar from up here
matthew: who makes a car in bear colors
me: The new nissan Kodiak
matthew: hahah
also, this is kind of weird, but uh, he was just wondering, since he’s over here anyway, is Kendra home?
no, no message
it’s ok
just nothing
not even a big deal
me: just they’re having a formal in my honor
they’ve done it for the past 80 years
just
matthew: you could all definitely come
Saturday
Baffin Island
On the Shores of the Eyes of the Deep
it is still always-night up there
so dress warm
but anyway about the roof
sorry
stay in my cave, I guess?
have to ask my mom and stepdad
but totally sure it’d be ok
me: Night and War
matthew: can you say you’re tourists
maybe not mention the property distruction
those are good giant names
me: estranged dad Law living in Days Inn by the onramp
was dating Volcano for a while but she was crazy
now he stays in and watches jeopardy
very amicable, for what it is
matthew: Titans
and their inability to constructively express their emotions
me: this is how we become the world’s worst sitcom writers
How to be like Ron Swanson
January 21, 2011
Guess Hu’s Coming to Dinner
January 21, 2011
H: do ya know hu’s in chicago?
K: no
H: haha
you know hu
didn’t even realize
K: what
H: no
not like that
just a phrase
like
you know hu is coming to town
K: i dont understand what you’re saying
H: hu
the chinese president
K: oh, haha
yes
Foals – “Spanish Sahara”
January 10, 2011
the knickerbockers
December 28, 2010
Dognip
December 27, 2010
Babe
December 24, 2010
Just the best:
I’m a total guy’s girl. You can cuss and say bad words in front of me, and I don’t even care about it. You can guzzle beer, and burp, and throw up the beer in your lap, and move on to straight gin, and start pissing all over the plant in the corner, and punch in the wall, and accidentally kick Yaps across the room, and mention that I order some chicken wings, bitch. Or better yet go pick them up myself because I could use the exercise, and if I don’t have enough cash on me then why don’t I just pay for it with the David Yurman Petite Albion Pave Necklace you gave me for our six-week anniversary – and I don’t even give a shit about it. Like I said, I am a real easygoing tomboy!
It’s called steak.
December 21, 2010
Donglover
December 13, 2010
David Shrigley
November 28, 2010
Interesting article. Whatta weirdo.