H: do ya know hu’s in chicago?

K: no

H: haha
you know hu
didn’t even realize

K: what

H: no
not like that
just a phrase
you know hu is coming to town

K: i dont understand what you’re saying

H: hu
the chinese president

K: oh, haha


the knickerbockers

December 28, 2010

no you can’t

November 22, 2010

yes we can

November 19, 2010

Beer Summit

November 5, 2010

Alexi Giannoulias, one day after losing to Mark Kirk in the race for the Illinois Senate seat.

Gettysburg Address

October 27, 2010

Solvin’ Mysteries Gang

October 18, 2010

Use of ouija boards in literature:

“In the web series Litzo and Otis, the Solvin’ Mysteries gang uses an Ouija Board to contact first Wolf Hunter Baker, then the Weed-ja Ghost, which steals Biron’s marijuana.”

You Tell Me

October 7, 2010

It is what it is and that is all it will ever be.

The Hyena Men

September 17, 2010

by Pieter Hugo

Jersey Circus

September 15, 2010

“Jersey Circus” sounds like a shitty hair-metal cover band from Hackensack