Guess Hu’s Coming to Dinner

H: do ya know hu’s in chicago?

K: no

H: haha
you know hu
didn’t even realize

K: what

H: no
not like that
just a phrase
like
you know hu is coming to town

K: i dont understand what you’re saying

H: hu
the chinese president

K: oh, haha
yes

the knickerbockers

no you can’t

yes we can

Beer Summit

Alexi Giannoulias, one day after losing to Mark Kirk in the race for the Illinois Senate seat.

Gettysburg Address

Solvin’ Mysteries Gang

Use of ouija boards in literature:

“In the web series Litzo and Otis, the Solvin’ Mysteries gang uses an Ouija Board to contact first Wolf Hunter Baker, then the Weed-ja Ghost, which steals Biron’s marijuana.”

You Tell Me

It is what it is and that is all it will ever be.

The Hyena Men

by Pieter Hugo

Jersey Circus

“Jersey Circus” sounds like a shitty hair-metal cover band from Hackensack