Dispatch from Portland

May 22, 2010

“I sort of feel like I’m about to have a heart attack.”

“Good.”

“I’m being serious.”

“Are you having shooting pains up whatever arm it is that you have shooting pains in?”

“My left arm really hurts.”

“It’s your right that would hurt.”

“The heart isn’t on the right side of the body.”

“It’s on your left, but the arm that hurts in a heart attack is opposites.”

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